I'm going to be a guitar man
Live my life as hard as I can
Got to have a gig to break in to the scene
Got to have the right sound if you know what I mean

I'm going to be a guitar man
Get myself in a guitar mag
When you get a label and put into the charts
The discs start selling and that's how money starts

I'm going to be a guitar man
Get myself in a guitar band
Practice all day and play all night
Get the crow jumping and feeling alright

I'm going to be a guitar man
Tune my strings for this guitar band
Foot is on the pedal to distort this song of mine
Drummer picks the beats and you can rock on time

I'm going to be a guitar man
Play my guitar as hard as I can
Where feeling really hip, we wear the latest shit
The crowd starts surfing and someone does a flip

I'm going to be a guitar man
Stand on the stage and look out at the fans
The lights go on to break the crowd apart
We haven't done our encore lets break some shit apart

I'm going to be a guitar man
Sign my name on paper for some fans
You want to go out back so you can meet a star
Wear a VIP badge and you know that you'll get far

I'm going to be a guitar man
Live my life in this guitar band
Might get paid if we haven't been scamed
That's what its like to be a guitar man

Lyrics First Published May 19th 2002
Lipcrack